Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”
Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”
Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”
Patrick, “What school?”